I knew I’d seen that crack in my car windscreen before…
And another beautiful day dawned on the gorgeous Moray Firth. I watched with very, very tired eyes…
Mini cried and fed from midnight through till 2am. Yawn. Then at 6am, I woke up with Midi in bed beside me. As last night was the first night Midi didn’t wear a night-time nappy (“I a big girl; I no wear nappies no more”, she’d scoffed) I quickly checked the seat of her pyjama pants in dread. Yep, clammy and damp. I think that was worse than soaking wet. Had she been cuddled up beside me for seconds or hours?
I levitated out of bed (honest) and found her own bed-clothes had been sodden but were now half-dry. Great. So that’d be 2 beds to change, then. She cried pitifully as I washed her down in the bath and reassured her it was all ok, and never mind. She asked for a nappy, but I feigned ignorance of where silly Daddy had hidden them.
At 8am The Boss insisted I have a coffee and get up. Grooooooo…
My short-term memory has been shot a long time now, from long-term effects of not enough sleep. Today I noticed that I couldn’t keep a thought in my head past any distractions. Example, I’d go to ask The Boss something important and en-route to going to him to ask, I’d see a broken toy, pick it up and zzzap, I’d forgotten. I’d remember that I needed to remember something, but that was it. If you saw the effects The Silence had on people in Dr Who Series 6 Episodes 1 and 2, you’ll know what I mean. Maybe Steven Moffat is as sleep-deprived as me.
Anyway. Today I was determined to get the girls into a proper sleep cycle, so that would involve lots of outdoors, lots of sunshine, and lots of food. We went to the Forres Theme Day and had a shamble around the vintage cars on show. I’m just not into cars (they have an engine, 4 wheels and get you, your family and all your stuff from A to B), but the girls liked looking at the ‘shinies’ and the steam engines. They also liked the ice-cream, donuts and face-painter. The face painter remembered Maxi from a kid’s birthday party they were both at a few months ago – Maxi Minx (and I) were very impressed. As were the girls at being made up to look like a Unicorn and a Lion. Do I really need to tell you who was who?! I moderated my constant call of: “Come and hold Mummy’s hand. Right. This. Instant!” to “Give me your hoof/paw – let’s go scare people”.
A half-hit was the bouncy castle. Midi wanted to go on it, but Maxi didn’t. She was still scarred from last summer not being allowed to go on a bouncy castle because she was wearing face-paint. The bouncy castle owner had been very rough about it, waiting until Maxi had taken her shoes off and had already set foot on the castle entrance. The fete organiser got very angry with him, whilst I placated a sobbing Maxi with a promise that she could have more face-paint after she’d had a good time bouncing around, but I remember the man’s rudeness and brusqueness really tarnished Maxi’s day. Anyway, lo and behold, it was the same bloke. Again, too busy yapping with another old man to pay any attention to his customers. After a bit of encouragement, Midi bounced around, only to have the man try to roust her out with all the other kids after just a few minutes fun. I ignored him, as did Midi. He shouted and whistled at her like she was a dog. Same rudeness, same curtness: “You – girl! Off now!” I yelled back: “I don’t think so! Your sign says it’s for 8 minutes – she’s only had 4 minutes. She’s staying on”. He came over with his big stop watch and quietly said, “I’m not arguing with you, so I’ll give her another few minutes.” I growled: “You’ll give her another 4 minutes, like we paid for”. And by God, he called her off 4 minutes later, to the second. What a shame he didn’t call it early – I was spoiling for a noisy fight with the old, smelly thief. Instead I called Midi and she bounded off quite happily. Avoid the pink cow-shaped bouncy castle in the Moray area!
After more donuts (oops, they just seemed to fall into our hands, all hot and juicy and sugary…) we had a picnic at the edge of the park. Mini showed off her pretty pink and lace dress, Midi and Maxi roared / neighed at passers-by. A half hour at the swing park, then boring, boring food shopping. As Mini had fallen asleep in a comfy back-wrap carry, I opted to let her sleep and walk ahead and meet the car-bound family at the supermarket. I forgot how far away it was – only 15 mins walk or so, but a long time for 2 wee girls to wait on their mummy and sister. How could I forget? Lack of sleep! It only hit me when I got to the main road. Doh.
The other nice event of today: Mini Minx was waggling her arms and banging some cups at me, standing proudly. So I held out my arms and urged her on. She took 1 and a half steps into my proud hug. I’m not convinced it counts as her first steps, though, but they’re definitely not far away. (Me? Not wanting my baby to grow up? Surely not. Aye ok: rumbled!)
So, Midi is off to bed with no nappy again. I wonder what time I’ll be awoken by Her Sogginess tonight, then?