I’m not going to tell you the film that inspired days 9 through to 11 of Edbie the Elf’s Christmas 2016 rampage. I don’t think you’ll get it from one day, but you never know. If it’s tricky, look at all 3 days together. It’ll be easier if you’re around the same age as me and The Boss and have a similarly juvenile sense of humour. Can you guess it?