The Boss sat smirking to himself. It was my turn to think of an elf prank, but I was stumped. That weekend at Cub Camp had cabbaged my little brain and I was clueless. The Boss promised he’d finish watching Back to the Present, a documentary looking back at the Back to the Future trilogy, then would pose the elf himself while I got a much-needed early night. He claimed not to have any ideas, but I think he’d thought this one out ages ago.
The minxes got the reference right away, thanks to the clock. Bravo, Boss, bravo: simple and spot-on. (Damn, stop raising the bar so high for me, man!)