The 2015 Elf visit is coming towards its end. And there’s a new little elf in town
Dec 21: like all new families everywhere, Mummy Barbie falls asleep decorated in baby sick, Daddy Edward crashes out with the baby on him, and everyone else just groans and wants the non-stop crying and puking to stop.
Dec 22: I know elf babies grow fast (s/he’s more than doubled in size since yesterday!); I know elves eat different food from the rest of us… But weaning a baby elf on iced donuts?!!!
Dec 23: I see Baby Elf is a chip off the old block. Hiding in the minxes’ chocolate advent calendar indeed! (Unless… are they dooking for chocolate?!) Barbie: well, a Mummy’s got to grab those zzzzzzs whenever she can, y’know?