Greedy Old Trout

Trout: <tummy rumbles> “Mini, are you hungry?”

Mini Minx: “No, Mummy. Let’s play shops!”

Trout: “In a minute. Do you fancy a biscuit?”

Mini: “No, Mummy. Let’s play shops!”

Trout: “Shall we bake biscuits?”

Mini: “No, Mummy. Let’s play shops!”

Trout: “What about baking Vampire Biscuits – I’ll let you lick the icing spoon! Shall we bake?”

Mini: “No, Mummy. Let’s play shops!”

Trout: “If we bake biscuits, we can play Biscuit Shops!”

Mini: <crumbles>

plate of iced empire biscuits

Vampire Biscuits, aka Empire or Imperial Biscuits. Whatever they’re called, they’re a bit nice

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