I’m so sorry – I appear to have lost the beginning of the last post, which stops it being even the slightest bit funny. (Computers ganging up on me…) Try again:-
This morning Maxi Minx leaned over my bed and whispered urgently into my ear: “Mummy, I think Midi is on the Dark Side!”
“Oh?” I said, stifling a laugh better than The Boss did. “What makes you say that?”
“She hurts me and never says she’s sorry”, Maxi confided.
So there we have it: I gave birth to a Sith.
Meanwhile, Mini is bearing (sorry, I couldn’t resist that pun) more than a passing resemblance to a certain lead singer in Jamiroquai…