Well, it’s all in the title. Don’t say I didn’t warn you.
Yesterday I completely forgot to tell you about my beautiful, ultra-feminine, Mini Minx baby R’s new trick: she likes to fart. A few days ago I caught her rocking back and forth, farting loudly with every forward rock, and chortling to herself. Last night she lay gurgling on her back with her legs in the air. Every so often she parted her legs, while still keeping them aloft, and emitting a loud ‘parp’. Each fart was accompanied by gales of laughter.
I hope her sense of humour becomes a little more sophisticated soon.